Act 1
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"Row, Row, Row" (lyrics by William Jerome, music by James Monaco) – The Ensemble
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"We Don't Want to Lose You (Your King and Country Want You)" (music and lyrics by Paul Rubens) – The Ladies
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"Belgium Put the Kibosh on the Kaiser" (music and lyrics by Paddy Ellerton) – Valerie Walsh
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"Are We Downhearted" – The Men
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"It's a Long Way to Tipperary" (music and lyrics by Jack Judge and Harry Williams) – The Men
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"Hold Your Hand Out Naughty Boy" (music and lyrics by Murphy and David) – The Men
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"I'll Make a Man of You" (music and lyrics by Arthur Wimperis and Herman Finck) – Barbara Windsor
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"Pack Up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit-Bag" (lyrics by George Asaf) – The Men
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"Hitchykoo" (lyrics by L. Wolfe Gilbert, music by Lewis F. Muir and Maurice Abrahams) – Fanny Carby
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"Heilige Nacht" – Colin Kemball
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"Good-bye-ee!" (lyrics by R. P. Weston, music by Bert Lee) – Victor Spinetti
Act 2
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"Oh What a Lovely War" – The Ensemble
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"Gassed Last Night" – The Men
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"Roses of Picardy" (music by Haydn Wood) – Linda Loftus and Ian Paterson
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"Hush Here Comes a Whizzbang" – The Men
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"There's a Long Long Trail" (lyrics by Stoddard King) – Ian Paterson
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"I Don't Want to Be a Soldier" – The Men
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"Kaiser Bill" – The Men
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"They Were Only Playing Leapfrog" – The Men
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"Old Soldiers Never Die" – Murray Melvin
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"Far Far from Wipers" (music and lyrics by Bingham and Greene) – Colin Kemball
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"If the Sergeant Steals Your Rum" – The Men
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"I Wore a Tunic (When You Wore a Tulip)" – Ian Paterson
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"Forward Joe Soap's Army" – The Men
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"Fred Karno's Army" – The Men
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"When This Lousy War is Over" – Colin Kembal
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"Wash Me in the Water" – The Men
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"I Want to Go Home" – The Men
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"The Bells Of Hell Go Ting-a-ling-a-ling" – The Men
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"Keep the Home Fires Burning" (lyrics by Lena Gulibert Ford, music by Ivor Novello) – Myvanwy Jenn
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"Sister Susie's Sewing Shirts" (lyrics by R. P. Weston, music by Herman Darewski) – Barbara Windsor
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"La Chanson de Craonne" (music and lyrics by Valliant and Couturier) – The Ensemble
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"Don't Want to Be a Soldier" – The Ensemble
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"And When They Ask Us" (music by Jerome Kern, parody lyric by Cole Porter, after original Kern song "They Didn't Believe Me"[14]) – The Ensemble